Brooke Baker
Sexy

It’s plain to see that Brooke Baker’s got a nice set of knockers. Sadly, the only time thus far that she’s gotten a chance to show them is on network television, which, as any schmuck can tell you, ain’t gonna give you much to work with. Baker makes a cameo in the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit episode Wildlife as a sassy smuggler who shows the SVU crew just how easy it is to illegally transfer radiated turtle eggs straight from Madagascar. Where’s she keep them? Underneath her sweater, right below the boobs. The rows of tiny turtle eggs only accentuate the two egg-shaped eyefuls just above them—it’s just too bad that pair stays shrouded behind a lacy brassiere. How about you let those wild animals loose, Ms. Baker?